Redneck Hot Tubs
Hot Tub – Redneck Style!
Ever get one of those “I am so brilliant, this will be killer awesome” light bulb type ideas, only to have your good sense filter come along and mercifully shoot that idea down in flames? Well, here are a few prime examples of what happens when the “good sense filter” breaks and rednecks just have to relax.
Judging by the beer cans in the peripheral of this picture, it’s a safe bet that this wasn’t a sober decision … and I’m guessing there is no temperature control knob for adjusted comfort.
Heating the water in your redneck hot tub is one thing but creating soothing bubbles is a whole other science. While this artist is brilliantly using the horsepower from his motorboat to stir up some bubbles, the roaring engine probably fails in providing a calming effect.
The Trash Can Hot Tub for Olympic Success
This may just be the secret to Olympic success. Canadian Olympic bobsled athlete shows how to recover after a hard day of sliding down the cold ice. Heat up your trash can and jump in. Or were these the actual accommodations at her Sochi hotel?
The El Camino Spa
The first of many cars-turned-tub, this El Camino lined with garbage bags is an instant classic – wide enough for three and naturally heated by the sun, you can’t beat that.
Southern Comfort Hot Tub
I’m not a genius but if I had to guess, I’d say that this home made hot tub was invented somewhere in the South – based on the type of trees in the background that is.
When it comes time for improving your relationship with your father, look into this intimate variation of the homemade hot tub – not a lot of room to spare but surely a wonderful bonding experience.
Reminiscent of some sort of child-eating witch from Hansel and Gretel, this bucket-seated hot tub pod seems like a cozy way to spend a redneck minute.
The Memorial Day
This one is pretty self-explanatory but the real joy is in listening to the proud inventor walk you through his creation – Happy Memorial Day!
Lawn Chair Lounge
Using a slight variation of the vehicular hot tub, these proud fellers are soaking with class in their refined lawn chairs rather than bothering with other more “trashy” methods.
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Huntin’ Hot Tub
“Let’s see, I’ll find a cattle trough, start a fire here, get my hat, oh and my gun, can’t ferget that. Woowee – we’ve got us a hot tub huntin’ blind. I recon I’ll need a beer. Anyone see any deer round here? No, oh well…”
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It Just Makes Sense
If you’ve got an empty shell of a bath tub out in the front yard already, it really only makes sense to prop it up on blocks and heat it over open flames – the only problem is not toppling over while getting in and out – also might be a touch hotter than you bargained for.
Whether they’re certified Boy Scouts or Future Redneck Pyros of America, these born inventors are wise enough to know one thing; nothing heats water like an open flame.
Tin Can Family Hot Tub Resort
Gather up the whole family and your feed trough and you’ve got yourself a regular five-star hot-springs resort. There’s absolutely no better way to connect with your children and nature.