What do stars of the internet do after work? They jump in the hot tub of course.
It’s no secret that the internet is pretty much owned by cats. As we know, this fact is due to the propensity of cats to do all kinds of amazing things online. Cats and cat-related content has been shown to account for roughly 92% of all web page visits from librarians and lonely people named Claire or Clarence.
Feline internet stars and the battle for better workplaces
It’s obviously hard work being a feline internet sensation clawing your way to the top. Add to this that the working conditions have historically been sketchy at best, and you’ll see why some internet cats have just one to three of their original nine lives remaining.
Some of these precarious feline work environments include: small boxes, food containers with tiny spaces a head can fit through in one direction only, canines, precariously laying on one’s back waving cute little paws, being coerced into endlessly chasing tape affixed to tails, tops of trees only a trained firefighter can reach, and falls where everyone just assumes the talent actually lands on their feet. These overworked and underpaid felines need and deserve their down time.
Here are some examples of cats owning the internets, while surviving (we assume they survived) poor working conditions.
They make viral videos:
They star in memes:
They work as film critics:
Finally, a solution to a hard day at work on the webs
Online-sensation work is difficult for the modern feline. I mean, historically the expectations for most 8 pound domesticated animals have been sleeping, eating, shedding, purring and cuddling. Most of these require minimal effort if you’re indeed say, a cat. Times are a changin’ and internet cat stars are now bearing the heavy burden of the insatiable need for a continuous stream of more and more hilariously cute online cat entertainment.
“It’s purrfectly exhausting,” mewed Mr. Squeakers, a cuddly and rare male calico currently working primarily for I Can Has Cheeseburgers.
So, what do today’s internet cats do to relax after a long day? They do what any fun-loving internet star would. They go hot tubbing of course.
Mr. Squeakers confirmed the appeal of this recent trend. “A lot of my friends, mostly tigers you know, had really taken to using hot tubs after work.” He continued, “I, of course, had to overcome my terrifying and nearly debilitating instinctual fear of getting wet. But you know, once you do, it’s pretty relaxing way to unwind after a long day of chasing your tail or sneaking up on other cats.”
Who knows what the future holds for cats online. We can only hope the for the best, more safe on-their-feet landings, a greater reliance on canine content, and for more kitty hot tubs to help these fantastic felines to preserve their health, sanity, and remaining lives.